what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window
This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is.
something tells me it’s hannibal lecter
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
wow this couldn’t be more perfect
and also everyone around you treats it like the fucking zombie apocalypse
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
The King of Hell, ladies and gentlemen.
This is why the apocalypse is never actually gonna take place guys
Must have cute embarrassment on blog forever.
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